It gets worse

About Yuma: Why the hell do you even wear pants when they conceal nothing.

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mmmm, my mark. it’s like an eternal lovebite. *BITE BITE LOFF LOFF ROLL THAT FLUFFY BREAD LOAF*

FREE ETERNAL SUMMER

FREE ETERNAL LOVE BITE

I LIKE THIS AU WE’RE STARTING. 

I was tagged by cutie protect-the-white-hair Thanks for the tag uwu These are always fun to do~

I’m tagging:
anocurry sending you into memehell uwu
yaminerua laureeeeeeennnn~ <3
@massuneko agito ffs your tag.
tarantasina ALWAYS INTERESTED IN YOUR ROSSIAN MOOSIC
zorokra daniel get in the fucking meme.

That’s all I think I’ll tag?

Put your music on shuffle and answer these questions! Once you’re done tag 10 followers!

1. Title of the first song you land on describes how you die

Deuce - The one

Hm. Nice. I really love this song a lot.

2. Second song will describe your love life. what is it?

WINNING FORMULA ZEXAL SOUND DUEL 1

IM FUCKING LAUGHING AND IN TEARS

3. Third song will be playing at your wedding. what is it?

Tactics - Zexal sound duel 1

Thats one kinda creepy wedding. 

4. add “in my pants” to the title of the 4th song you land on! 

Mysterious Assailant - in my pants - Zexal sound duel 2

oh. my. fuck.

5. 5th song will be playing at your funeral. What is it?

ZEXAL ENDING 6 INSTRUMENTAL VERSION SOUND DUEL 4(?)

OH MY ACTUAL FUCK NO IM CRYING AT MY OWN FUNERAL WTF

6. 6th song is your theme song. What is it?

Number’s club - Zexal sound duel 3

Eh, it’s zexal so i roll with it. Wow it’s getting lots of zexal i wonder who likes zexal ffff.

7. 7th song will play when you think of someone you love. What is it?

Start of a scheme - Zexal sound duel 2

WORKS.
"DOKIDOKIS?"
"HOW WILL I KILL THEM THIS TIME YOU HEARTLESS SOUL."

8. Add “with a shovel and a screwdriver” to the title of your 8th song!

Yuma’s theme II “with a shovel and a screwdriver” - zexal sound duel 2

Well. Then. This sounds like a Daniel zexal fanfic already.

9. 9th song will describe your week. What is it?

Peaceful Night - Zexal sound duel 2

I can say from now on there will be so many more peaceful nights~

10. 10th song will play when you miss someone. What is it?

Defiant Heart and Mind - Zexal sound duel 2

oh my god

Anonymous whispered:
yeah maybe kaito's is longer but Yuma has the girth baby, he'll wreck whoever he gives a ride

OH MY FLYING FUCK

Anonymous whispered:
absolutely ready

sweet lord have mercy on my soul and moma forgive me for what im about to type but-

his d is perfect from head to base bUT THERE IS A REASON I PREFER HIS BUTT AND IT IS BECAUSE NOTHING IS LONGER THAN KAITO’S GALAXY PENIS

Anonymous whispered:
tell us about the yuma D

naughty anons get naughty at 2am

are you really ready for this conversation

hmm, the booty of yuma tsukumo; discuss?

IT IS OFFICIALLY 2AM NOW SO I CAN FINALLY ACTUALLY START THIS CONVERSATION DO NOT THINK I FORGOT MY BABY CHICKLET I WAS WAITING LIKE A NINJA IN THE SHADOWS

SO WHAT ASPECT SHOULD WE START TO TALK ABOUT FIRST

THE THIGHS IT RESTS UPON

THE CROTCH IN FRONT THAT COMPLIMENTS IT

OR THE BACK RIGHT ABOVE IT IN ALL ITS GLORY

OR THE HIPS THAT SURROUND IT 

CURVES

TUMMY

[SHAKES YOU VIOLENTLY]

YUMA

yuma's butt? :p

THIS IS A CONVERSATION WE DO NOT START AT 2AM

AND ON THAT NOTE

LETS START THIS CONVERSATION AT 2AM

Anonymous whispered:
ok but yuma's HANDS

GOD O H GO D NO ONO NO NO NO

who? | only know their name | loathe | ugh | overrated | indifferent | dead | alive | just okay | cute | badass | my baby | hot | want to marry | GOODBYE CRUEL WORLD I AM TOO FAR GONE

Anonymous whispered:
YUMA'S TUMMY

THATS IT

THAT IS LITERALLY IT

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Anonymous whispered:
YUMA'S CHEST

HOW ARE NNO O NE  O FYO U BO RE DYE T

who? | only know their name | loathe | ugh | overrated | indifferent | dead | alive | just okay | cute | badass | my baby | hot HOL Y  F RCIK | want to marry— GOD ALL MIGHTY SAVE ME NOW I NEED HELP | favorite

Anonymous whispered:
YUMA'S ARMS

 DMAN A A N M N

who? | only know their name | loathe | ugh | overrated | indifferent | dead | alive | just okay | cute | badass | my baby | hot SAVE ME NOW | want to marry | favorite